If you’re new to the site, Bug-ism’s are the cute things my sweet boy says. I haven’t updated this part of the site for a long time so I’ve compiled my favorites from the past couple of months. Enjoy! :)
“Mom I love you, and I’m not gonna stop.” Immediately after he said “I don’t know what this button does but it’s EPIC! Is that Twitter Mom? Didja know Twitter is just Twit without the ‘er’.”
Bug said this- ”Mom who would you be on Star wars? Darth Vader, Darth maul, or the other guy that made darth vader, or Yoda? Or you can be that girl. I’d pick Yoda cause he has major focus Mom! He is a sensei, Mom!” and I tweeted it. Well ‘Yoda’ tweeted Bug back! After I showed Bug his tweet from Yoda he smiled HUGE and said “Let’s call him Mom!” So…anybody have a good Yoda voice?
“If you were Donkey Kong would you be massively angry or just normal, mom? I need an answer fast, I have important business!”
I was talking to Bug about organic farming and farmers that use pesticides and the reason they use them. He says, “We don’t need pesticides, we need glass boxes. Bugs are weak to glass boxes.”
Bug yells “Mommis!! Pigs are a myth!” I said “Well if pigs are a myth Bug then that would mean bacon is a myth too”…we quickly came to the conclusion that pigs and bacon are both in fact real…..and then we wanted some bacon.
Bugs called me Jeffery all day one day..I said “What?! Can’t I Ieast get a pretty girly name?” Bug laughs hysterically and says “Jeffery! Jeffery! YOU LOOOOOVE JEFFERY Mom! You’ve loved it since first graaaadeee!!!”
The hubs tried getting Bug to eat a crescent roll and he turns his nose up and says “But I don’t like Spanish bagels!” Spanish bagels? HAHA!
I was watchin’ yet another one of a million infomercials with my little as seen on tv salesman and he looks at me and says “Hey mom you love flowers right? We will get them for mothers day! The most beautifulest flowers. See all those satisfied customers Mom!? They’re satisfied. And the quality!? Those flowers probably put up a multi-smell Mom!! We can call Pro flowers so you can buy you some! Cause I know how much you love flowers mom.”
Never a dull moment around my little booger!